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GNC and its allies: Protecting the Public
Government lawyers say burglars 'need protection'
5 May 2003

Martin is refused parole as 'danger to burglars'
17 January 2003

UN Report shows the effective implementation of 'gun-control' in Great Britain
16 January 2003

8,000 a year: serious gun crime doubles under Labour
13 January 2003

***Bulletin! Gun-Control Net-Work domain names under attack!***
December 2002

Brits Beware When Visiting Other "No-Defense" Countries!
Ahhh .... It's just like home

November 2002

No guns! And now, no cars
Women of London, you need no defense!
November 2002

Yet another Tragedy Averted!
Children arrested for playing Cops and Robbers

August 2002

How the British Maximize Crime
August 2002

Gun-Control Net-Work's Own Gill 'The Marshmallow' Andrews Attacked!
July 2002

Britain Now Crime Capital of the West
July 2002

Domain Names
June 2002

Trigger Unhappy
June 2002

Doctors to be taught battlefield surgery in inner-city hospitals as gun crime rises
June 2002

A Country in the Crosshairs

Gun crime trebles as weapons and drugs flood British cities

Gun crime rockets to record high

Blair to vote for total ban on hunting

One in three young criminals is armed
Advice to resist sex attackers may make it worse, rape charity warns
His mother told teachers he was being bullied. Now she must bury him 
Armed Police Raid 11th Birthday
Fury as Martin farm burglar is consulted over release date
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